who stole roger rabbit's battery charger?

Me and Blue water, originally uploaded by sarahseben.

where the heck is my battery charger!?

thank god we're using the same camera brand, else i could only live with one battery in 7-days escapism.

few shorts and t-shirts (oh, and another piece of something-that-i-wont-reveal-sebab-jakun-nak-mampus-no-offense-to-any-Jakun's-native).

few books, deck of cards, list of fun and preppy mp3s and basic necessities especially sunblocks.

few cash and no credit cards will be included.

peace of mind and healthy body, insyaAllah.

Since it will be a no-coverage island in term of internet and phone lines, guess i'll be missing someone from the cyberspace MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rempit rempit rempittt....vrrrooooooooooooooommmmm..

wish me well..tata!

get hitched

Group shot!, originally uploaded by sarahseben.

another friend of mine got hitched today.

"gang kita sorang pon tak kahwin lagi!"

iju, don't pray for it to come early. it's contagious! when one of us starts, it won't stop and i can't imagine the pressure that my mom will put on me.

my gang, please start your new chapter next year okay?

exhausted like a pipe = exhaust pipe

in rainbow to me was a complicated set of music. but i love this to bits. one song that could totally overturned my perception (and a loud shout from a peer "YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT 'EM!"). yes kawan, i know shit about 'em,please accept my 'humble' apology :(

today i feel like an exhaust pipe;hence the title. berjaya time square will never,ever,ever,ever,everrrrrrrr win any place in my heart.

firstly, it has limited edible yet tasty places to eat. i ended up eating in kenny rogers which i found deteriorating.why kenny why?

secondly, i'm a size L. it was immpooossssibblleeee to find a size L shirts in BTS. i know it's entirely my fault to have a fat tummy and a big frame but please,for my sake, cater some plus size shops for us, the huge people to shop.Your size L tube could hardly cover my nips.HARDLY!

thirdly, it's elevators are murderous! someone nearly got squashed just because she diligently searched for the parking ticket in her beg (don't ask who lah).

fourthly, the place was so big but the parking lots are so puny. if everyone drives a mr bean's car, then that won't be a problem. my knight rider was almost scratched by your pillar.i wonder if the owner has a puny 'gun' too.

but, after all the bad points, at least, i got a book to read. welcome to my messy book rack, mr palahniuk.Yes, you can safely rest between mr hornby and ms picoult.i will only read you after i finish up ms sue miller's.

poyo nyer!

7 days and counting

i need a holiday! you need a holiday! we need a holiday!

7 days away from civilization..saya nak jadi stone-age man!

oooga oooga..

Ngiow..me pregnant

Preggie Molly, originally uploaded by sarahseben.

Wanna bet on her due date?

i have an elephant on top of my table.

thanks for giving me this homework, mr pasembuq

1 minit yang lalu, apa anda buat?
- bergossip dengan cubemate and makan quaker oat dengan harapan dapat kurus dalam masa 2 minggu dan boleh pakai bikini macam gisele bundchen (i know this is impossible tapi bile mengharap, biarla mengharap secara tiada logika,betol atau tidak?)

1 hari yang lalu, apa anda buat?
- sepanjang hari saya menyiapkan program yang tertunggak, mengumpat bagai nak rak, dengar lagu secara pengulangan sebab tak ada lagu yang baru dimuat turun dan paling hebat sekali, saya dah claim rebat tunai dekat pejabat pos puduraya yang dulu lengang tapi semalam, exceptionally sesak!

1 hari lagi, apa anda akan buat?
- saya akan membuat perkara yang sama seperti di atas but minus amik claim rebat tunai and additional nak pegi cobbler, nak betulkan tapak kasut yang thirsty ini. dan mungkin malam ini saya nak jumpe rakan saya yang bernama mutter untuk belanja makan icecream werklas di kedai icecream yang ada 31 jenis perasa icecream.

1 orang yang terakhir menelefon kamu?
- kakak saya. nasib baik dia telefon, kalau tidak, hari ini saya MC!

1 makanan yang baru dibeli?
- saya tak beli makanan hari ini. saya makan quaker oat yang dah berumur 3 bulan ini.mungkin hari ini saya nak beli meehun sup kak Melah di hawker center.

1 barang yang baru hilang?
- kekasih? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH damn that was funny! no offense, itu bukan barang. barang yang paling baru hilang adalah clip rambut yang berharga rm3 yang saya beli di Giant Kajang.Maybe bukan hilang, saya syak anak sedara saya ambil tanpa keizinan.

1 cerita yang baru ditonton?
- panda yang bijak berkungfu. serius, attitude jack black sungguh handsome. yang peliknya, mengapa saya tidak boleh berasa sedemikian sekiranya saya tengok movie jack black yang lain? saya rasa jack black busuk.

1 hal yang terakhir digosipkan?
- rakan sekerja yang tersilap pergi kursus. saya taknak panjang-panjangkan cerita tapi dalam hati ini, cemburu jugak.best gila dapat pergi kursus sebelum bercuti panjang :(

1 kata yang ingin diluahkan?
- tak perlulah diluahkan disini yer.ada yang muntah darah nanti.

1 buku yang sudah dibaca?
- akhirnya, saya habis baca the monk who sold the Ferrari!

1 penyakit yang sering datang?
- sakit perot. saya rasa ini bukan penyakit psychology ni sebab malam tadi saya sakit perot bagai nak rak. itu pasal saya bangun lambat.

1 keinginan?
- saya nak kahwin.orang cakap kalau sebut 40x, nanti jadi kenyataan.soooo....
nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin nakkahwin .... (okay dah penat nak copy paste.considered done aje lah!)

saya nak tag kepada orang yang rasa takda kerja. pelayan saya dah bangun. boleh sambung buat kerja. tata!

tak jadi tata. saya rasa saya nak tag mark chan, jiji, apis. cik ledipa dan jugak mr pasembuq. sapa buat, nanti kawin dengan anak raja.saya doakan!

WHY?

this is very disturbing. why did they choose this as the name of their band?

WHY?

BUZZZzzZZZ(my)Cocks

the day...

i have never been this disciplined, i have never had this determination..

but when someone professional told me i lost three kilos since last friday..i said..

yayyyy...bestnyaa...

sambil tepuk tangan and do the modern talking dance until that someone professional tapped my shoulder and said..

hey! you got 10kilos to go!

go to hell la you ah soh!jealous!

the office

i used to hate my job. it was boring, non-productive and it involved directly with the main users.i was like a help-desk analyst (no offense to those who are).they should not call us because we were supposed to be the 2nd level support-cum-application developer but due to overwhelming errors and a very fucked up system, we have no choice but to opt the work of a 1st level support as well.

but that was dulu-dulu, like 3-4 months ago.

i told my colleague, Mark.."it's tough to learn this new thing kan? but at least, i'm satisfied and blessed with no incoming calls!"

it's too early to say that i already fallen in love with the new scope but it does getting better day by day. i don't really mind working extra hours, been in that condition for the past 3 years.deadline? it's just a variable to gauge my capabilities so i don't mind that as well. the headache to learn new language? depressing but it's a good depress. at least, if the program sucks, i only have myself to blame.

moral of the story? i got none lah..since when i blog about morality stuff?

note: sadist, this was supposed to be a photolog and you seem to convert it to a pure,nothing-but-my-life blog. please stick to your initial plan.snap more photos and upload them in this damn fucking blog!

cumbersome

i already felt that way.

it's still early in the morning, came into the office to find out the server was down due to overrunning back-up. both basis guys were not around and one of them has asked us to "be patient" until the back-up ends.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck off!

idea aku mencurah-curah ni and the only thing you can give me is to "be patient" ?

have you read law of attraction? i am so not abiding that law right now.

enlightenment

an ex girlfriend messaged me and shoved me all her dissatisfaction towards my ex boyfriend who has left her nearly 6 years ago. and it seems like she had been gossiping about my ex boyfriend with his another ex girlfriend and trying to dig some stories from me as well.

mengapakah?

sungguh complicated..i better logged out from the facebook ASAP!

go away you mad mad woman!

my subconcious mind says..

..he's hot!

check him out in Control and you'll be over the moon like me (this only applies to ladies and homosexuals who happen to have similar taste with me).

i losttt controlll agaiinnnnnnnnn!

mission failed.

my mind can only squeezed 4 movies tops in one night. and the final one was Forgetting Sarah Marshall. sheer luck next time.

oh, i forgot to grieve over the petrol's price. it was due to be hiked up anyway, not now but maybe later. and i can't talk cock so much as well since i did not register for election.better keep my mouth shut.

remind me to register and vote for the better one in 2013 yeah?

p.s:someone's getting pampered at 6PM today...YEAHOOOOOO!!!

Finitto

as of now, i've watched three movies; superbad,high fidelity (for thousandth time) and baby mama. the verdict? high fidelity won hand's down! okay, i might be biased here but heck, i could watch any nick hornby's based movies a gazillion times!

about the hand-bag,waiting,don't bother and other emotional, heart-breaking entries that i've written previously, just throw it off in the dustbin. don't get me wrong, i meant it every word i said. but that was supposed to be dedicated to someone else. someone who's truly deserving. someone who at least,love me. and hence, the title.

no more emotional,love-hate relationship entries (at least not until i get a new boyfriend lah kan?)


It's brilliant, being depressed, you can behave as badly as you like. - Rob Gordon

heavy duty

i have a mission to accomplish.

Objective : Good laugh after hard work.

Mission Statement : Laugh as much as i can and go fuck sideways for those who think i'm pathetic.

Action to be taken : Finish up five movies in one night (tonight that is)

Modus Operandi : a) Downloaded 5 comedy (and disgusting) movies.
b) Bought 5 packs of cheezels and 12 cans of kickapoo.
c) Go invisible in YM!
d) Lots and lots of pillows around. (to get comfy liao!)
e) Silent-mode..zip it!

Wish me luck!

p.s : Going to be artsy fartsy with deuce bigollow...siizzzlllleesssssss! datin,tak mak datin...harussss ko belanja aku lunch *LOL*

don't bother

don't bother to prove anything because it will be proven otherwise.

don't bother to say anything because it will be said otherwise.

don't bother to show anything because it will be seen otherwise.

don't bother to affirm anything because it will be confirmed otherwise.

i'm tapping all my meridian points to get this anger out. no, not anger.it is more to disappointment. so in 2 minutes, i'll be in my normal state of mind.but i am still disappointed, with the scale 1-10, i'll be at 4. i'll sleep to make it go down to 1.

and you. stop finding my mistake. i have none. don't fret, i won't shout.

was he just a handbag?

someone had told me to think it over before making any decision. am i really into him or was he just a nice handbag for me to have since everyone has a boyfriend and i just need something to clutch on.

i wish he was so that i don't have to be in this ordeal. i wish he was just a kipling or a le sportsac so that loosing him is not that big a deal after all (can't say he's a coach tote because loosing a 'coach' is a big deal for me! gawd-freaking-expensive). in fact, i wish he was just another lamp-post so that i could have just move to another lamp-post and be happy with it.

the last time i checked, he is nothing close to either of that. and the last time i checked, i still love this so-called handbag. so your question,my friend,was irrelevant. i still wanna be with this dude even if the world turns into a gay-land.